Figuring this out

Hi I'm a 48-year-old physically fit muscular male in the Kalamazoo area with a bi-streak Kink that needs to be harnessed I'm unable to host and my car caught fire driving down the highway a couple of days ago so I'm not mobile either...ughh....FML.... anyways if you're interested in Good Company text me let me know when you'll be by to pick me up near Meijer on Gull Road