Dorky alt intersex/androgynous FTM

Hi, I’m Naesala. Look, writing flowery ad copy ain’t cutting it in this economy, especially in the age of ‘AI wrote my PhD dissertation’ because goodbye turnitin(dot)com. I know why you’re here, you know why I’m here, so let’s just get to it: I’m trans/FTM/genderfluid, and I’m … artificially intersex. Use your imagination. Yes they both work. Yes I am verse. I’m short, plush, and spunky as hell. I can present more masc or femme, just tell me what you like. My photos are recent and real. They’re far from perfect which should be proof they’re real, because why would I fake imperfection if I could just have AI make photos of some perfect trans god/goddess that’ll have you tripping over yourself to book? You want talk therapy? Let’s chat about what ails you. Your problems big and small. I’m a fixer. Want a ‘girl/boy next door’ type who cuddles and listens and makes you feel warm and fuzzy? Buckle up, buttercup: I’m about to squish the stress outta you. Wanna just get to business? Hot. I’m down. I’m not a ‘high end’ provider. I’m not a ‘low end’ provider. I’m solidly ‘the porridge was just right.’ No frills, no airs, just aggressive authenticity. Think Jack Nicholson in The Shining when he’s axing down the wall near the end of the movie. That’s me kicking down the door to smother you with hyperactive affection. I literally don’t care what shade/tint of the color wheel you are. I don’t care if you’re the most neurotypical person on earth or autistic as sh*t (I’m probs more the latter). I don’t care what shape or size your body is. Just have good hygiene and be respectful. As long as you’re 18+, I don’t care how many standard deviations lower or higher your age is relative to mine. If you were born 18 years ago to this day, or around when dinosaurs walked the earth, doesn’t matter. Hit me up. I don’t care if you’ve never held hands with a date, or if you have a higher body count than Trump has mentions in the Epstein files. Check my socials if you want extra proof I’m real, but honestly I just made them for … extra proof I’m real. I’m not social media savvy or anything. (Actually I hate social media for how brainless it’s made us all). I’m just trying to get to and through med school alright? Help a future doctor out? Don’t donate to St. Jude, donate to me instead. Okay here’s the fun housekeeping stuff: Website: https://naesala-nocturne.com Outcall 400/hr; 250 half hr; 160 qv Incall 100 flat fee in addition to outcall rate above I DO NOT SEND PICS FOR FREE. I DO NOT RESPOND TO ONE-LINERS OR MESSAGES WITHOUT ANY HELPFUL INFO OR INTENT. I AM NEVER AVAILABLE ‘RIGHT NOW.’ YES I SCREEN. YES I TAKE DEPOSITS. If you still message me violating any of the above, I will laugh at you, block you, then tell my fellow providers to not waste their time with you. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. (: If you still want more details about me here’s some stuff I like and dislike: Likes: Serious paying clients Nintendo Art history Aquariums Vampires Ochem/biochem Bio sciences Food Coffee and tea Drawing French Academia Learning about how stuff works Dislikes: Time wasters Bad hygiene 420 Having to rewrite this ad all the time Physics Calculus Disclaimer: I promise I’m sane. But I bet this ad grabbed your attention right? If nothing else, you’ll remember it better than most ads. (;