Backwoods Charmer Seeks New Experiences

I am a well-mannered and discreet professional seeking a limited amount like-minded and discerning clients. I am not interested in wasting my time, and my importantly, yours with any awkward fumblings or misunderstandings. Compatibility and communication are key to ensuring mutual satisfaction, so do not be hesitant to be upfront as to what exactly you are looking to achieve, and you can expect the same from me. If you are looking for a inexperienced and mallaeble 20-something or a down-on-their-luck dude without self-respect and/or standards, I am not the guy for you. If you are, however, looking for a normal, masculine dude with backwoods charm, honest character, and some impressive natural attributes that will not fail to impress or deliver, then I might be the guy for you. I am a natural-born pleaser open to a lot of situations and I love to try new or unique things, so don't be afraid to ask. You will find that I cater to, and prefer, experiences that may require an open mind or adventurous attitude. Regardless of your personal needs or expectations, I will do my best to ensure that we have an amazing time because this is what the job is all about. (For me, anyway.)